I'm gonna fry

If you are reading this then I am here

at the Dallas State Fair hanging with Big Tex.

I could possibly be holding hands on the Ferris wheel...

but if you know me then you know exactly what I am doing at the State Fair

(a.k.a. Fat Girl Heaven)

I am for sure eating a few of these

probably fighting Chuck over this fried Twinkie


Never had a fried PB&J before but I'm willing to try it, for research purposes


Don't even think I forgot dessert

Yep.

I am full, fat, happy and grease is now oozing from every pour in my body.

Beat that!